Absolutely hate your ex like how Voldermort hates Harry Potter?
With Valentine's Day coming up, your messy break up could bring back some not-very-pleasant memories.
The San Antonio Zoo has the perfect solution for people like you.
Involves naming a cockroach
According to a report by CNN
, as part of their Valentine's Day promo, the zoo will let you name a cockroach after your ex and help you feed the creepy crawly to an animal.
The feeding will be done in an event called "Cry Me A Cockroach" on Valentine’s Day, and it will only cost you USD5 (RM20)
Yeah, that's how much your dirty ol' ex is worth.
If you think your ex deserves a more cruel ‘ending’, you can also top up USD20 (RM83) more to have them name your ex after a rat and feed it to a reptile instead.
You know what’s the best part?
You don’t even need to go to the zoo to witness the ‘beautiful moment’ as the zoo will livestream it to you via Facebook. Heck, you’ll even get a certificate to share on social media.
In order to participate, you have until 13 February to submit
a name through the zoo's website.
What are you waiting for, jilted lovers? Participate now and celebrate Valentine’s Day in joy!