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8 Habits of a Horrible Deskmate

Is your office deskmate like this?

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8 Habits of a Horrible Deskmate
Your worst enemy might be the person sitting next to you. (Original image: www.clipsuper.com)

Count yourselves #blessed if the colleague that sits next to you is nice and normal. 

“Yes, I’m sneezing and suspicious liquid is coming through my nose but I insist on coming to work and sitting next to you. By the way, let me put my hand on shoulder and touch your stationery.”
 
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“I’m going to set the ringtone of my phone to this annoying Taylor Swift song and not put it on silent. By the way, my significant other likes to call me every hour.”
 
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“My desk is so messy, I’m going to put my things on your desk too because I have no concept of boundaries.”
 
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 “Let me play my favourite song on the speakers really loudly even though you’re working on something very important.”

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 “You’re not around, so I’m going to take the last Twisties from your snack drawer.”

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“Oops, I borrowed your stapler, scissors, your favourite pen, and I haven’t returned them for five months.”

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“So, funny story, but that cup of coffee and cheeseburger has been sitting on my desk for five days. What’s a carton of half-full milk doing under my desk? I don’t remember because I bought it a month ago. There are rats in the office? That must’ve come from you because you’re too clean.”

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“Hell yeah I’m taking off my shoes and wearing a sock I haven’t washed for three weeks.”

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