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What We Learned From "MILF $"

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What We Learned From
Fergie the MILF

Fergie's back in the music business, and she's making her return known with 'MILF$'. Pronounced 'MILF Money', the lead single off her upcoming second album, Double Dutchess, was released on July 1, along with a music video that got everyone talking.

Made with the intention to empower mothers, the video, unfortunately, has also been rubbing some women the wrong way, with one labeling it as "trash" and another as "a distorted view of motherhood". While we leave the critics to continue their debate on this, here's a list of things that we've learned from the catchy number's racy, celebrity-filled production...

The new meaning of MILF

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Fergie is MILF status.

Switching the originally derogatory acronym to mean 'Mums I'd Like to Follow', Fergie coined the phrase to empower women. In an interview with Access Hollywood, the mother-of-one explained, "This is definitely empowering mums to have fun. Being a mum and having a career, taking of yourself and still being able to be flirty and fun and a little naughty sometimes—there's nothing wrong with that."

Milk has never looked so sexy

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They make milkstaches look so good.

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Pffft. Who bathes with water anymore? Milk's the way to go.

This video is, in gist, a three-minute-long made-for-men "Got Milk?" ad. You can bathe in it, drink it while strutting around in high-heels or take a page from Kim Kardahian West's book and shower in it while rocking a nude one-piece suit and sky-high gold platforms.

The formula to nailing that sexy teacher look

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What every "sexy teacher" wears.

The next time you're heading to a costume party and looking to channel the sexy teacher image, learn from Fergie—who probably put the outfit together after running a Google search for "sexy teacher costume" because THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. All you need is a pair of spectacles (preferably the cat-eye ones), a tight black skirt, a tight white shirt with the top few buttons unbuttoned to reveal cleavage, high heels, your hair in a ponytail and a ruler.

Dancing is not a model's forte

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Slightly cringe-worthy moves.

When you come to this scene, pay attention to the team of high-profile cameos lined up behind Fergie. Is it just us or do some of them look incredibly awkward bopping their hip up and down?

Kim K is not human

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These hips and waist don't lie.

Have you seen her ridonkulously tiny waist?Unsurprisingly, this scene sent the Internet into a frenzy, with some calling her out for being “horribly Photoshopped”. Taking to Snapchat to shut down her haters, the reality star posted a behind-the-scene video to prove that she did not receive a digital alteration treatment. Instead, she credited her figure to the custom-made corset and latex shorts she had on.

We secretly wished it was Photoshopped though. Her poor organs must feel so crammed in that small space.

Fergie is a sneaky moneymaker

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Looking for a pair of shoes? Buy this.

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Want the best lip balm? Buy this.

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Thirsty for a drink? Buy this.

When you're watching the video, play a round of Spot-The-Product-Endorsement. Fergie has cleverly incorporated three products into her video and mini-commercial. Well, in her defense, milk baths are expensive and they aren't going to pay themselves!

There's a mum squad in town

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Make way for these hot mommas.

Taylor Swift's squad is old news. This is the new 'it' squad that you'll want membership to. It is made up of superwomen who are successful in their career AND in their roles as mothers. The gang is led by Fergie, and she is joined by her famous gal pals: Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Tiegen, Ciara, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gemma Ward, Tara Lynn, Devon Aoki, Angela Lindvall, Isabeli Fontana, Amber Valleta and Natasha Poly.

Have you watched the video yet? Let us know if you like it or hate it!

 
 
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